Can you chop sticks?


I think what I’m asking is do you have an axe?

I’ve got this one.


probably just let this one die eh


That doesn’t look like an axe for chopping wood, it looks like the sort of axe someone whose favourite film is Hostel would have.


I said just let it die balonz


I need an axe at the moment, my firewood is too large for my chimnea


I thought I’d be the guy who was good at chopping wood. turns out I’m not the guy.


Are you asking to see our choppers?