Can you get it me by COP today


#1

What’s your current favourite work acronym?


#2

No point including that in your OKR, it’s just BAU.


#3

There’s a bit of kit the techies use that’s called a SCAT, and that never stops being funny to me.


#4
  • COP
  • COB
  • EOD

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#5

My boss calls due diligence ‘due dil’


#6

Love that


#7

Spent a meeting confused out of my tiny mind about something on the projector that said ROI.

Found out later it was talking about the Irish and not return on investment.


#8

Remember Drillo the old Wimbledon manager?


#9

Yeah


#10

Good.


#11

Nicking that might even call it doodill


#12

We use TLA (three letter acronym) which started ironically because of the amount of TLA’s in use here but it just ended up in the bullshit business lexicon.


#13

We’ve recently started referring to ‘asserts, blockers or crashes’ as ‘ABCs’


#14

JBGE


#15

We also use ‘it’s a JFDI’ for an unpopular instruction that has to be done above all other work.


#16

We had a review of new appointments and loads of people had (RIP) next to their name and I thought that’s sad. And then, holy shit, why are so many dead?? And then I realised it meant ‘recruitment incentive payment’. And then I spent the next 10 minutes chuckling to myself.

Good meeting, all in all.


#17

“Holding the pen”


#18

press the flesh


#19

i like to drag out stuff like this. COP? yeah close of play. close of play? yeah like the end of the day. oh so like 5 o clock? yeah. oh ok yeah, i can do it by 5 o clock.


#20

what does this mean?

Is it a sex thing?