Can you get it me by COP today

What’s your current favourite work acronym?

No point including that in your OKR, it’s just BAU.

There’s a bit of kit the techies use that’s called a SCAT, and that never stops being funny to me.

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  • COP
  • COB
  • EOD

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Love that

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Spent a meeting confused out of my tiny mind about something on the projector that said ROI.

Found out later it was talking about the Irish and not return on investment.

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Remember Drillo the old Wimbledon manager?

Yeah

Good.

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Nicking that might even call it doodill

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We use TLA (three letter acronym) which started ironically because of the amount of TLA’s in use here but it just ended up in the bullshit business lexicon.

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We’ve recently started referring to ‘asserts, blockers or crashes’ as ‘ABCs’

JBGE

We also use ‘it’s a JFDI’ for an unpopular instruction that has to be done above all other work.

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We had a review of new appointments and loads of people had (RIP) next to their name and I thought that’s sad. And then, holy shit, why are so many dead?? And then I realised it meant ‘recruitment incentive payment’. And then I spent the next 10 minutes chuckling to myself.

Good meeting, all in all.

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“Holding the pen”

press the flesh

i like to drag out stuff like this. COP? yeah close of play. close of play? yeah like the end of the day. oh so like 5 o clock? yeah. oh ok yeah, i can do it by 5 o clock.

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what does this mean?

Is it a sex thing?

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