can you keep an eye on the Pope for five minutes?

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You do not resist arrest, but the team of elite sword-wielding guards who have arrived to subdue you beat the shit out of you anyway. The Pope continues staring at you wordlessly, and just before you’re hauled out of the room, he gazes directly into your eyes and gives you a little wink.

That fucking rascal.

Can you do better? Just keep an eye on him for five minutes

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Bored joke?

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I need to sleep but maybe in the morning ok?

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You lose

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Uh-oh, now you’ve done it. Your defiant attitude has made God really upset. You try to apologize, but it’s too late. A beautiful mouth materializes in the middle of His soccer ball torso and sucks you toward it. God takes you between His powerful jaws and snaps you like a baby carrot, devouring you in the blink of an eye. Just seconds later, you are fully digested, and God excretes you in the form of a magnificent Steinway grand piano.

“That’s where pianos come from,” God loudly announces. “That’s why they’re so expensive.”

Those are the last words you ever hear as your soul withers to dust and blows off into the ether.

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I like The Pope. The Pope smokes dope.

That and Adid-hash. Important t-shirts of the late 80s/early 90s.

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TELL ME SOMETHING, TELL ME STUPID
KEEP AN EYE, KEEP AN EYE ON THE POPE

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