Don’t get me started mate.

“Good day to you, sir!” flounces out of the bureau de change

Correct

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Stick them to a piece of paper and write 4.7 euro and draw a picture of baloonz on the note

Maybe you could yer coins changed in a two bit peep show in Rio de Janiero.

pedantry alert
Bureaux de change

Throw them in a fountain.

Bureau de cunts

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It’s weird it should be called a Bureau de Change in that case.

Should be called a Bureau de Notes instead…

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I quite like it! Spent a long weekend there after a work trip. It’s got the royal portrait museum (where Vermeer’s Girl with a Pearl Earring is, plus a few Rembrandts) and a really excellent M C Escher museum. Couple of decent restaurants, some pretty buildings to look at, job done.

Wouldn’t want to spend ages there but I prefer work trips there over Munich, because I’m only ever in the shit grey bit there.

Should be called the Bureau de NOTES then really.

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hi i live in the hague
it’s quite nice, lots of good parks and buildings and a beach 10 minutes away
not great for gigs and stuff for a city that size though. everyone just goes shopping

Ahem

If you think I’m checking through 24 replies to see if someone has already made the obvious joke you really don’t know me.

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A city populated by civil servants, diplomats and international lawyers. Of course it’s no fun. Everyone is in bed by 9 PM.

I have never really thought too much about it.

One might say that I am vague about The Hague.

TBF, his version was a bit snappier. Yours had too many words for me to even bother reading until you posted this Ahem.

Sorry.

BAN REQUEST

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Also patent examiners and attorneys, all of whom are renowned for being extremely attractive party animals who are absolutely incredible in bed.

No wait, the other one: tedious pedants.

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thanks for hoogsplaining it to me