Good Morning Britain.
Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid tediously greet all 5m viewers in turn.
Nor is Flog It.
they keep broadcasting it despite freely admitting its pointless
Richard and Judy.
Yeah that works actually
Panorama / Horizon
Just a lovely look into the distance
Watchdog
Anne Robinson stares at a poodle for a bit
Crimewatch. Anne Robinson looks on as bank robberies and muggings take place.
Tomorrow’s World
Stevie Wonder says “it’s Wednesday the 24th of June”
Repeated Daily
Flog It!
Jockeys hit horses.
Top Gear
Three Dads try some bloody great drugs
Changing Rooms
An invasive look around the changing rooms at swimming pools, gyms, clothes shops etc.
BBC News
The latest breaking gossip and events in the world of Bloody Big Cocks
Test Match Special
Geoffrey Boycott and Andy Zaltzman try lighting some fires for five days (then the Australians win)
(Wait, is that why it’s called the Ashes)
(There’s a tweet here somewhere that would do serious numbers)
Live and Kicking.
Real-time coverage of the Premier League.
Going For Gold
It’s the olympics.
Big Break.
Intermission during Tom Hanks film.
watchdog would be good if it was just a live webcam of a different dog each week
that’s it for today, join us again tomorrow for another one
Blue Planet
David Attenborough drops the c-bomb in every country.
Question Time
Oh, 3 pm is it? You sure?
(Repeated daily on E4+1)
