I have six and I think that’s too much! I only have one bass and one guitar that I actually use. People who hoard guitars confuse me.

How many can he play at one time?

Well he’ll play one with his teeth, the other with his feet and when he’s feeling extremely boring he’ll play the other one with his… hands. So three, the answer is three

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:thinking:??

I watched the latest Rick and Morty on Netflix today and it seemed reminiscent of your night last night.

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Well, that’s 3 more than me.

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Yeah, me too.

how come everyone on DiS is a bassist?

Whats the deal with the subway in Glasgow on a Saturday? They only let you on if you’re pished or something?

:joy:if only

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There’s quite a few of us here, that’s true. DiS Bass Off!

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Because it’s exactly like playing guitar but doesn’t get you laid.

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don’t think playing guitar does either

Speak for yourself!

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can’t believe I’m 30 in two days.

This is the most depressing thing ever. I’ll never live it down :frowning:

Cheers mate.

oh are you over 30?

well you’ve probably got your life all sorted out so no need to worry

Bam, has no one told you? Like starts at 30! Get your party hat on!! :wink: WOOO!!

30+1. Hmm don’t think life is ever sorted.

it had fucking better! :frowning: