Car Owners: How much would you need to be paid to have a Pepsi Max advertisment tattooed onto your willy?

They assure you it’ll be done very tastefully, but you’ll have to keep the advertising on there forever.

  • I would pay them to have it done
  • I would do it for free
  • 0-10 GBP
  • 10-100 GBP
  • 100-500 GBP
  • 500-1000 GBP
  • 1000-2000 GBP
  • 2000-4000 GBP
  • 4000-8000 GBP
  • 8000-80000 GBP
  • 80000-8000000000 GBP

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Any scope for non-car owners to vote hypothetically at all?

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Originally I thought no, but then I voted and I haven’t got a car, so I haven’t got a leg to stand on

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You have to have pepsi max can tattooed onto your willy.

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The lease is up in 6 months so I’ll grudgingly do it for the £8000000000.

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you have to travel on public transport wearing one of these with pepsi max branded on it

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Not technically my car but i’ll do it for £10k

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or “ps mx” if there’s not enough room

Luckily mine is the exact size for it to fit perfectly (including ingredients etc)

Wouldn’t look as effective with frothy jizz coming out of the ringpull.

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Are you saying that your penis is the size and shape of a can of Pepsi Max?

I like Pepsi Max with Cherry so I’d be a relatively easy buy if I could specify that particular flavour.

never accept an offer of a ‘diet coke break’ from Antpoc. It’s filthy disgusting code

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Would your answer change if the brand was different, for example, Branston Pickle

  • My answer would remain the same
  • I would accept less money
  • I would need more money
  • I would pay them more money

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Yes.

(It also has a ring pull)

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Could call it The Picklemobile, that would be quite fun.

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The paul walker memorial society want to decal this on your bonnet

  • My answer would remain the same
  • I would accept less money
  • I would need more money
  • I would pay them more money
  • I would never accept this

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What about Clarks shoes?

  • My answer would remain the same
  • I would accept less money
  • I would need more money
  • I would pay them more money

0 voters

What about Walkers crisps?

  • My answer would remain the same
  • I would accept less money
  • I would need more money
  • I would pay them more money

0 voters

What about those pillows with anime women on them?

  • My answer would remain the same
  • I would accept less money
  • I would need more money
  • I would pay them more money

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What about WD40?

  • My answer would remain the same
  • I would accept less money
  • I would need more money
  • I would pay them more money

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FWIW, Maximum Pepsi is the ultimate brand IMO so my answer to the original poll is the lowest I’m willing to go

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There used to be a Red Bull mini that parked around the corner from where I used to live, which was a converted almost pickup type thing with a 3 foot high Red bull can on the back.