You do like owls and you are quite irritable, so I think this is good.

It’s funny because bowel rhymes with owl

Don’t look at this one, Xylo!

https://www.scribbler.com/birthday-cards/real-hobby

oi!!

Ones which are just a nice picture for anyone female - National Trust ones, or flowers or animals or whatever. Definitely no soppy poems, no Forever Friends bears. Dads are tricky as they are all terribly cliche - golf, beer, cars etc PLUS poems or crap jokes, but they don’t appreciate cards of nice things either. Luckily I can get the kids to make one these days, especially last minute ones. Moonpig for picture ones of the family too, they are old enough to be amazed by this.

ohhhhhhhhh!!

I like the ones that are water colours of an old-fashioned racing car.

Imagine being someone who bought that card and has any friends whatsoever.

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Posted elsewhere on here recently, but imagine my horror when I stumbled upon this in Paperchase the other day…

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Feel a bit ill at the significant otter one.

Might have enjoyed it as a Limp Bizkit parody, though.

My nan still buys me these. “To A Special Grandson” :hugging:

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I can’t find an exact example but this kind of thing:

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I think I’ve found the motherload:

That was the least if my worries.

A bit o’ crossover with the nostalgia thread:

Bag o’ shite.

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Aw I used to like The Far Side!

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That motorbike one is exactly what I had in mind!

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Quite like this one