Card writing crowdsourcing thread


#1

50th birthday card, likes bikes. Quite tall.

Help.


#2

Bike Wanker


#3

Thank you for saving the planet you lycra hero.

Lots of love (lol)

Eps
xxx


#4

“Happy Birthday, You Look Like Dave Grohl!” card


#5

I feel my first draft of “On yer bike, you daft old (tall) cunt!” is, if anything, a bit too professional.


#6

Write all of this article in it:


#7

wanted to start making two cards one with just Happy and one with Sad, just black text on a cream coloured card, can be used for all occasions.


#8

Dear friend/relative/co-worker,

Happy birthday

Warmest regards,

Dr. Epimer


#9

“To [Name],
Happy 50th Birthday
from Epimer”

Pretty much the height of detail I would write in a card, maybe add a small doodle which in this case would be a bike.


#10

did this for my friend’s engagement card, just wrote Happy and a drew a picture of a ring on the front. On the inside wrote “good” and signed it. Actually looked really nice and classy next to the other ones he got.


#11

This. I NEVER write any personalise messages in cards. Mainly because it’s hard, but also because it’s just a card, it’ll get put in a pile of other cards and then forgotten.

Harsh, but ultimately fair.


#12

Bit much


#13

Draw a massive spunky cock on it


#14

Tepid regards,


#15

To blah,

You’re normally a domestique – the unsung hero in the peloton of life. Today is your chance to wear the yellow jersey and, as people watch and cheer you, I hope you enjoy it.

See you in Vodka Revs (our Champs-Élysées) later

Love from Dr Eps

Too much?


#16

image


#17

Relatively warm regards


#18

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04242008

‘Roast Beef makes cards’ is one of my favourite Achewood stories and if Bamnan was a cat he would be Roast Beef (no shade, Beef is the greatest)


#19

yeah achewood is the best!


#20

Fucked it.

Tried to do a joke about his favourite cake from the canteen but there won’t be enough room for fifty candles on it!!!

I think I need to resign.