50th birthday card, likes bikes. Quite tall.
Help.
50th birthday card, likes bikes. Quite tall.
Help.
Bike Wanker
Thank you for saving the planet you lycra hero.
Lots of love (lol)
Eps
xxx
âHappy Birthday, You Look Like Dave Grohl!â card
I feel my first draft of âOn yer bike, you daft old (tall) cunt!â is, if anything, a bit too professional.
Write all of this article in it:
https://www.fastcompany.com/3062239/the-bicycle-is-still-a-scientific-mystery-heres-why
wanted to start making two cards one with just Happy and one with Sad, just black text on a cream coloured card, can be used for all occasions.
Dear friend/relative/co-worker,
Happy birthday
Warmest regards,
Dr. Epimer
âTo [Name],
Happy 50th Birthday
from Epimerâ
Pretty much the height of detail I would write in a card, maybe add a small doodle which in this case would be a bike.
did this for my friendâs engagement card, just wrote Happy and a drew a picture of a ring on the front. On the inside wrote âgoodâ and signed it. Actually looked really nice and classy next to the other ones he got.
This. I NEVER write any personalise messages in cards. Mainly because itâs hard, but also because itâs just a card, itâll get put in a pile of other cards and then forgotten.
Harsh, but ultimately fair.
Bit much
Draw a massive spunky cock on it
Tepid regards,
To blah,
Youâre normally a domestique â the unsung hero in the peloton of life. Today is your chance to wear the yellow jersey and, as people watch and cheer you, I hope you enjoy it.
See you in Vodka Revs (our Champs-ĂlysĂ©es) later
Love from Dr Eps
Too much?
Relatively warm regards
âRoast Beef makes cardsâ is one of my favourite Achewood stories and if Bamnan was a cat he would be Roast Beef (no shade, Beef is the greatest)
yeah achewood is the best!
Fucked it.
Tried to do a joke about his favourite cake from the canteen but there wonât be enough room for fifty candles on it!!!
I think I need to resign.