I just saved a wasps life. After getting stung by a wasp on Sunday. Quite possibly the very same wasp.
i had the vegan almond ones recently, they were alright
You reckon the wasp’s next victim will find that magnanimous?
The magnanimous thing to do is kill as many wasps as you can imo
No one wants to hear about all the magnanimous things I’ve done recently, so I’ll duck out of this one, I think.
Magmanimous; to generously supply those less fortunate than yourself with lava.
Didn’t join the Fantasy Premier League money league to let someone else win.
Gave bet 365 £20 last weekend
Funded loads of athletes at the olympics through losing scratch cards
think these are all generous but not sure if any are magnanimous
Olympic athletes, bookies and DiSers are my rivals
NOT A BRAGGING POST BUT A POST ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS EXCRUCIATING
An old friend who I literally haven’t spoken to or seen for at least a decade posted a fundraiser for his girlfriend’s dog who needed cancer surgery. I donated and ticked what I thought was the ‘make me anonymous’ tickbox but what turned out to be a ‘don’t make me anonymous’ tickbox so has to send a really excruciating message being like “Hey, I know we’ve drifted apart and haven’t seen each other for years and I literally have no idea who the person is who’s dog it is but I just wanted to call out that I thought I was anonymous and wasn’t and didn’t want to look like some weirdo but also I know that, in and of itself messaging you about it looks like calling attention to it etc”
My skin is crawling thinking about it
I think you can let yourself off here mate no harm has been done and I’m sure they won’t interpret anything how you fear they have
Aye, it’s fine it’s not like he was gonna be “what the fuck do you think you’re playing at?” or anything but it’s kind of like accidentally liking a stranger’s photo or something but multiplied by one hundred
and now you’re boasting about your generosity here too
nah I think accidentally liking a photo is worse than this
The dog will really appreciate it, who cares if its owner thinks you’re a bit of a fanny.
Just spoken to the dog, it thinks it’s a bit weird
Was having a chat with some female friends about this kind of thing recently and it turns out that the accidental like on an old facebook photo of them on a beach or something is pretty common
That’s a lie, safebruv. I hope you’re suitably ashamed.