Cartoon Wars

Listen, I’ve got to get to bed soon and have a solid night’s sleep. However, in the meantime, it would be really great if you guys could get cracking on this thread which is about pitting cartoon characters against each other at different disciplines.

Stuff like, “Who would win a basketball match between The Flintstones and The Jetsons” or “Would you prefer to eat a meal prepared by Foghorn Leghorn or Chief Wiggum?”

I can’t ask you to enjoy it but I think you could all make an effort to at least engage with it. Cheers.

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Garden design makeover reality TV. Who’s doing a better job?

  • Poddington Peas
  • The cast of Akira

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goodnight Ant

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You’ve got to go to bed soon and have a solid night’s sleep, however in the meantime you need some cartoon characters to create polls putting cartoon characters against each other. Who’s going to do it for you?

  • The Family Ness
  • Captain Lou Albano from Hulk Hogan’s Rock N Wrestling

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Who would win if the following were pit against each other in a car race?

  • Dick Dastardly and Mutley
  • Penelope Pitstop
  • The Slag Brothers
  • Sergeant Blast and Private Meekly
  • The Gruesome Twosome
  • The Ant Hill Mob
  • The Red Max
  • Professor Pat Pending
  • Lazy Luke and Blubber Bear
  • Rufus Ruffcut
  • Peter Perfect

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12 rounds of boxing:

  • Arthur (Hey Arthur!)
  • Dick Dastardly

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context:
To win, one did not actually need to be in one’s assigned vehicle; apparently all that was necessary was for the driver to cross the finish line in a conveyance of some sort, a flying carpet or a giant ice cube would do, although racers were apparently prohibited from simply walking across.

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Fist fight and swords allowed as both carried one. Who’d win?
  • He-Man
  • Lion-O

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If Dick dastardly wasn’t so intent on setting traps he would win every race very easily. As to keep setting those traps he is always further along the track than the other by some distance and on many occasions.

#makeuthink

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Tennis match:

  • Tohru from the Jackie Chan Adventures
  • Officer Dibble

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Royal rumble style event

  • Jerry
  • Roadrunner
  • Bugs Bunny
  • Pepe le Pew
  • Woody Woodpecker
  • Popeye

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A charity bake-off:

  • Bart Simpson & Chris Griffin
  • Bobby Hill & Stan Marsh

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Bare knuckle boxing

  • Iggle Piggle
  • Tinky Winky

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when Tone says ‘dance’, we all dance. I think we need to assess our behaviour as a group, and possibly kill him.

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promotion to vice president of a British high street gambling company:

  • Alvin
  • Simon
  • Theodore

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Who would look best in a pair of Dame Edna style glasses

  • Tom (cat)
  • Beavis (human)
  • Patrick Star (starfish)

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Who would you trust to housesit for you

  • Popeye
  • Yosemite Sam
  • Winnie the Pooh

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You’re playing in the final of a golf tournament. Who’s your caddy?

  • Dale Gribble
  • Ned Flanders

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Definitely Winnie. Popeye is a bit thick and Yosemite Sam would fuck up your flooring within two minutes.