🐱 reintroducing LYNX (the wildcat!) into northumberland! (maybe) 🐱


#1

wow! :heart_eyes:

some silly people are against it but they’re silly and hopefully the farmers will be ignored on this.

also might be bringing back WOLVES in scotland to merk excess deer! :wolf: :heart_eyes:


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#5

Look forward to the deodorant tie-in:

Lynx Durham


#6

You know who was well into reintroducing animal populations into the wild?

Marilyn Monroe Adolf Hitler


#7

haha i bet this handsome fellow doesn’t need deodorant to be a hit with the ladies


#8

got some…LYNX…for that claim?


#9

What other animals would you like to see re-introduced?

For me, I’ve never seen a red squirrel, so bring them back, but perhaps mutate them a bit so they’re on a fairly even keel with the grey bastards. They’ve had their stint in the sun for too long.


#10

T Rex obviously. Would solve a lot of the world’s problems.


#11

definitely wolves, could also be persuaded by bears.

if we’re talking extinct but that could feasibly survive today then maybe sabre tooth tiger or whatever it’s proper name is?


#12

Remember the excitement if a dog came into the school grounds? A t-rex coming in would be like that times FIVE.


#13

Terry


#14

I want to make a Lynx Africa joke, Lynx in Africa or something? It just wont quite work…


#15

think they look scarier with feathers tbh. like they’ve gone into a sinister glam-rock phase:

“i will merk you with my razor sharp teeth and androgynous sexuality!”


#16

Correct me if I’m wrong, but it seems like you’ve made a reference to a glam rock t-rex without a picture or even a mention of Marc Bolan.


#17

the red kites thing is pretty cool, they’re all over the yorkshire moors these days
never seen any of them other animals
how many beavers are there?


#18

holy shit you’re right.


#19

Saw something on the telly recently (probably Countryfile) about there being a pack of wolves on an enclosure at a ‘secret location’ in the Welsh/Shropshire border area,


#20

there’s some rich guy who wants to build a nature reserve for wolves up scotland way, i think.

if you had the money you would tho wouldn’t you.