Cat Shit and what to do about it


#1

Next doors cat is shitting on my drive. This is a problem. Kids have stepped in it twice in the dark and I’m having to remove it three or four times a week.

It’s only really started happening since our Cat died a few months back.

Suggestions on how to stop this happening whether practical or macabre are welcome.


#2

Cat shit get banged.


#3

I am also interested in answers to this.


#4

Put it in a bowl of rice.


#5

Sure it isnt your old cat haunting you?


#6

flush it down the toilet


#7

supersoaker cat


#8

Bit cruel like


#9

Can you talk to next door’s about it? Most decent people would get it a litter tray and/or keep it inside at night if you pointed out the risks of cat shit with kids.


#10

get some Lion shit in your life


#11

So to solve the issue of there being cat shit in his driveway, he should cover it in lion shit? Genius.


#12

think you just dig it into your flower beds and stuff dude

but if you want to do that then go for it


#13

Do cats really think that a lion’s passed through the suburbs and shat on next door’s front lawn? I’ve really over-estimated how wise they are


#14

no idea if it actually works, but for £5.65 it’s got to be worth a go


#15

There is stuff you can get from the pet shop; can’t remember what it’s called - ‘Shitaway’ or summat. That works.
Also; cats avoid strong citrus smells so you could dowse your drive with Jif Lemon. Squirt it like it’s Pancake Day


#16

Cats are really, really thick mate.

…But not so thick that they wouldn’t eventually get used to the smell and go over to shit everywhere anyway.


#17

get a new cat
preferably one that is much harder than your neighbour’s cat


#18

orange peel. feel free to never thank me for this solid advice


#19

get some cat hair clippings and sprinkle them around generously
or borrow a cat and rub it all over your drive

citrus peel
or plastic bottles

do cats still hate plastic bottles or did they stop being scared of them in the 90s?


#20

the backs of cds because they hate their own reflections

remember that one?