I’m considering this.
I’m not going to read that and will simply assume that it uncomfortably focuses the sun’s rays onto the cat’s arsehole whenever it goes to take a shit.
it basically lazers them in half.
Sounds like an entirely proportionate response. I’m all for it.
Have you thought of putting your own dirt in a bowl and extending it a meter high (so your kids cant reach it) to scare off the cats? Think it works as the cats can smell a bigger animal has been about and just stay away. Obviously you could use another animals if using your family’s dirt is a bit weird but it would be the ultimate revenge using our own
Cat Shit And What To Do About It The sequel which is currently in production
Re-lay your drive with tarmac.
I’ll run that by the wife later, see if she’s onboard with the idea.
Sounds a bit expensive Theo .
You can actually make it quite an attractive feature in your garden, like so. Get the kids involved to paint the bowl or something as well. A truly family affair.
Noah had already covered it really so I was just offering another alternative.
FWIW I’m sure orange peel will be fine in the rain etc.
scattered orange peel over the affected area yesterday evening. No shit this morning. Stay tuned for more fascinating updates.
some sort of ornamental dog
A really great thread
would need to be able to bark though surely.
Problem solved
The ultrasonic things are shit and don’t work. Some of them are so bad that humans can hear them. I’ve seen cats sitting right in front of them licking themselves.
yes, murdering the neighbours cat isn’t really an option. As tempting as it is
