Cat Thread :cat2: (rolling)

xcheopis · 2021-02-07T20:09:55.150Z

It’s a good scam. I spent time caring for abandoned cats and was early on marked out by same as a soft-hearted dim-bulb who would believe any lie told about incipient starvation, even if the porch was creaking under the fluffy bastard’s weight as it rolled over and mewed piteously. They were clawing hobo sign on neighborhood fences and trees. Any raccoons trying to horn in on the goods would be met with a phalanx of teeth and claws from small girl-cats gone jabberwocky.

boxtoboxelder · 2021-02-07T20:43:57.604Z

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It’s a flat that faces our yard! A friend in the building knows them. If anything I’m more suspicious where’s my sausage cat!! I’m nervous about knocking… I don’t want to look like a creep

LilWoodyToodelly · 2021-02-07T20:45:36.428Z

butter on his feet

xcheopis · 2021-02-07T20:49:59.583Z

I had heard this was a great way to help indoor-outdoor cats remember where they live so I tried it with Smudge and the wily little fucker sat down, licked off all the butter, decided not to go out after all and then committed crimes against God and sanity in the litter box for the rest of the evening.

froglet · 2021-02-07T20:56:23.559Z

You’re not the one who created this problem! Any awkwardness if you go round there is on her

boxtoboxelder · 2021-02-07T20:58:14.762Z

I’m just waiting until my son goes to nap and then I’ll dart over.

CeeJay · 2021-02-07T21:50:33.052Z

Mate. You’ve got the entire house to go at. Beds, sofa, cat tree, baskets, cushions…

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Konichiwa_Bitches · 2021-02-07T21:51:39.974Z

Hope this goes ok for you

boxtoboxelder · 2021-02-07T22:06:40.219Z

Tremendous tail!

boxtoboxelder · 2021-02-07T22:27:52.933Z

He’s back! Just demolishing a tin of fancy cat food

He was in her house for over 14 hours. Hope he left a shit he was so hungry the poor guy.

1101010 · 2021-02-07T22:33:21.282Z

My wife got the claws:

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“Is it safe?”

xcheopis · 2021-02-07T22:33:48.282Z

Tanuki loved sinks so much. (sorry about the audio quality)

xcheopis · 2021-02-07T22:35:06.472Z

“Right, the first demand on my list is a bowl of tiny fish”

1101010 · 2021-02-07T22:37:29.969Z

Oh man, that purr!

xcheopis · 2021-02-07T22:39:56.624Z

It’s why one of his nicknames was Purr-Face the Magnificent.

froglet · 2021-02-07T23:53:23.993Z

Christ, hope you set her straight about taking him in in future

dots · 2021-02-08T00:00:30.628Z

My brother and his wife have just two kittens and I am JEALOUS

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xcheopis · 2021-02-08T00:05:32.018Z

Argh!
Fuzzy kryptonite

boxtoboxelder · 2021-02-08T00:31:40.236Z

She was too quick for me. I’m going to text her later. I’m just glad he’s back! Can go back to being annoyed with his shenanigans again.