Cathy Only Works on Fridays

Working hard or hardly working!!!1!!!11!!!11111!

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No, please just imagine it.

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I do this every day.

You work one day a week every day of the week? Woah!

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Well I can’t work two days a week every day of the week can I?

You could at least try

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Do you think she moonlights elsewhere four days a week?

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Not relevant but still funny

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Cathy only works on Fridays
Unions been on strike
She’s down on her luck it’s tough
Ohhh, so tough.

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Gina works every other day
She cries in the night
Cathy whispers
Baby it’s okaaaaay
Some day

(I have reinvented Cathy as manipulative towards Gina in this, which is probably unfair)

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Cathy only works on Fridays
Working for her man
She brings home her pay
For love
For love

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Nah, that’s Cathy all over, m8. You’ve got her number.

I don’t care if Monday’s blue
Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don’t care about you
It’s Friday I’m at work

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Why does she make Gina work so much? Poor Gina, she has such an elegant mind but she is a slave to the wage

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She says we’ve got a Monday
To Thursday off
It doesn’t make a difference if we go in or not
We’ve got each other
And that’s a lot for us

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She says I’ve got Monday
To Thursday off
You go down the office
You must like it a lot
You’ve got your pension
It’s not a lot
But love
Won’t buy Cathy her yacht

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I met Cathy on Monday
Took her for a drink on Tuesday
We were making love by Wednesday
And on Thursday and Saturday (she worked Friday)
We chilled on Sunday

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WHOAAAA
We’re halfway there
Whoa! Cathy’s cash is spare
No joint banking
I mean it I swear
Whoa! I think that seems fair
Cathy’s cash is spare

SOLO

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I came to this very same conclusion .