Cba with nice nerds with 'internet' senses of humour

Hard to explain but I knew within about 20 seconds that he was one of those and that the session was going to be a drag. Like when there was a problem with the software saying something like oh yeah when there’s a problem we sacrifice an animal to the dark lord of something whatever and then people have to pretend to laugh to defuse the cringe. And making out like certain emojis are funny. And some things are ‘super cool’. Seems to love cartoons. Yeah I can’t explain it but I’d hate to work with someone like that even though they’re nice. Cheers.

Posh as well

Well you’ve come to the right place!

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Internetty humour is the actual worst. And anyone who sincerely talks about memes is an actual prick.

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So, the cops knew internal affairs were setting them up?

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“Like when there was a problem with the software saying something like oh yeah when there’s a problem we sacrifice an animal to the dark lord of something”

That’s fucking awful though. He’ll be banging on about deploying the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch next.

There’s a tendency for young speakers in the Digital Industries™ to rely on really naff internet memey stuff in their talks and it’s awful

nice nerds

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To the tune of Drunk Girls.

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Yeah but I’m the actual worst.

I realised that last night as I tried to explain the Ron/Virgin TV meme to the missus. She didn’t get why I was chortling at a photoshop of Donald Trump and Farage holding a virgin TV bill

You got a bad nerd

Memes are hilarious just not ones equivalent to ‘i can haz cheezburger’ in young nice nerds presentations as though its funny

Somewhat related - I was thinking yesterday about how apocalyptic language has become so tired and cliched, and about how that’s a fine indictment of our dark times.

You get it all the time reading certain “internetty” opinionated sites. So many things are out to eat your soul; so many things shriek with the tormented agony of a thousand lost souls; so many dark voids, eaters of worlds, incarnate demons…

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That’s because nerds write it, and sentences like that are absolutely right up their comedic alley

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I took that name from an old Perry Bible Fellowship comic. It’s fine, don’t worry about it.

#NotAllInternet

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