Celebrities who seem to have the personality of cardboard

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Yes this is Heat magazine.

Lewis Hamilton always seems to be an exceedingly uninteresting bloke considering he’s a F1 world champion.

Also Jonah Hill is always bizarrely sullen considering he’s the opposite in film.

Man I can already feel this thread is going to be a roaring success :tiger:

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99% of footballers

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Most sportspeople fit that catgeory don’t they? Any post-match(-race, whatever) interview could just as well be conducted with a random quote generator.

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Don’t think it’s surprising that almost all elite sportsmen/women are complete bores really. Got to be so single-minded from such a young age and pretty much refuse to have a social life. It’s a wonder any of them are even remotely interesting

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Michael Owen especially.

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Owen would still be exactly the same if he left school at 16 to work on the dockyards the absolute cunt.

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One of the things that I do is read the old Guardian Q+A every weekend.

The person who’s been on it who’s offended me most with their sheer banality is Bear Grylls. Bloke’s an absolute lettuce.

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Baker, obviously.

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Always thought he’s a survival bore. We live in cities mate. No one needs to eat spiders and drink their own piss you bloody dork.

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Alastair Cook

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Bruce Willis
Steven Gerrard
J Mascis

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Haha

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This is a really great interview with Jonah Hill:

Also, he was lovely when on Graham Norton and sat next to Julie Andrews: Julie Andrews Talks About Going Topless On Film - The Graham Norton Show - YouTube

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He’s not going to sleep with you.

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thought this was the celebrities your partner wants to sleep with thread and was about to commend this trio

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This is where we lampoon celebrities not list after their better than average looks.

Also Trevor Nelson. What a tedious man.

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Schteeve Lamacq

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Nah Trevor Nelson always comes across as a bit nerdy but passionate about the music he loves, take him over one of the real music bores on BBC 6 any day

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Dunno, but I really hate Ed Sheeran. Don’t think he has a cardboard personality but he’s just awful in every conceivable way. He fucking sucks, and the fact hes famous really annoys me, because I don’t think a woman that ugly would even be employed to clean Taylor Swift’s toilet.

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Lamacq and Nelson are the living embodiment of the Observer Music Monthly - chin stroking music bores that intellectualise on every song and make it like a FUCKING school lesson. They make me hate music.