Celebrities who seem to have the personality of cardboard


#1

Yes this is Heat magazine.

Lewis Hamilton always seems to be an exceedingly uninteresting bloke considering he’s a F1 world champion.

Also Jonah Hill is always bizarrely sullen considering he’s the opposite in film.

Man I can already feel this thread is going to be a roaring success :tiger:


#2

99% of footballers


#3

Ben Stiller always seems a bit dour in interviews.


#4

Most sportspeople fit that catgeory don’t they? Any post-match(-race, whatever) interview could just as well be conducted with a random quote generator.


#5

Don’t think it’s surprising that almost all elite sportsmen/women are complete bores really. Got to be so single-minded from such a young age and pretty much refuse to have a social life. It’s a wonder any of them are even remotely interesting


#6

Michael Owen especially.


#7

Owen would still be exactly the same if he left school at 16 to work on the dockyards the absolute cunt.


#8

One of the things that I do is read the old Guardian Q+A every weekend.

The person who’s been on it who’s offended me most with their sheer banality is Bear Grylls. Bloke’s an absolute lettuce.


#9

Baker, obviously.


#10

Always thought he’s a survival bore. We live in cities mate. No one needs to eat spiders and drink their own piss you bloody dork.


#11

Alastair Cook


#12

Bruce Willis
Steven Gerrard
J Mascis


#13

Haha


#14

This is a really great interview with Jonah Hill:

Also, he was lovely when on Graham Norton and sat next to Julie Andrews: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AovoWQ2xwc


#15

He’s not going to sleep with you.


#16

thought this was the celebrities your partner wants to sleep with thread and was about to commend this trio


#17

This is where we lampoon celebrities not list after their better than average looks.

Also Trevor Nelson. What a tedious man.


#18

Schteeve Lamacq


#19

Nah Trevor Nelson always comes across as a bit nerdy but passionate about the music he loves, take him over one of the real music bores on BBC 6 any day


#20

Dunno, but I really hate Ed Sheeran. Don’t think he has a cardboard personality but he’s just awful in every conceivable way. He fucking sucks, and the fact hes famous really annoys me, because I don’t think a woman that ugly would even be employed to clean Taylor Swift’s toilet.