Depends if you wanted the £30k I suppose.

Sussex uni would have probably paid him about 10% of that back in 1995!

Alright, still, whatever, £3k and hang out with students or £3k and be left alone.

I know which I am choosing.

holy cow

I think if I was famous and people approached me, I’d be mostly OK. But occasionally I’d be a bit of a twat.

Michael McIntyre. Pompous and condescending

one of ant and dec are nasty and the other one’s nice

The old good cop bad cop routine then

I think I’d try to be generally nice but would end up coming across as aloof and a bit of a twat

Yeah and people on this forum would be all ‘I met Manches once, massive aloof twat’ and you’d see it and feel sad.

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A nasty Tory?!???

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This is pretty much every thread in the No Manches Club Lounge board

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Can confirm that both Gregg Wallace and John Torode are horrible, sleazy, arseholes.

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Aw, maaaaate…

Massively overrated author too - if he actually writes any of the 200 books he puts out every year.

I have to google most of the people in these threads. But a celebrity chef who is paid to insult others for £? I’m shocked!

Amos and Brand. Get them banned.

Sing it with me.

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Richard Ayode :thinking:

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Light emitting Ayode

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Yeah, my sister’s met him, said he was lovely. Same with Florence Welch and Marina Diamandis.