Celebrity listing - definitive (with polls)

You’re aware of the system - Tom Cruise is an “A” list celeb, while someone who was immediately kncoked out of Britain’s Got Talent in 2011 is a “Z” list celeb. This thread will determine where all* celebrities rank at the current time. They can be alive or dead, UK or not.

For the purposes of this we will rank from A to E, plus Z as it is more amusingly cruel than F. As a twist, you can also rank them nationally and internationally - for example, Declan Donnelly might be borderline A-list in the UK, but E-list internationally.

*subject to maximum thread length allowance on Discourse

Robbie Williams - UK

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

Robbie Williams - internationally

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

H from steps

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • H
  • Z

0 voters

I’m disappointed but not surprised.

1 Like

Jeremy Bentham

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

Sandy Lutresc

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

Hillary Putnam

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

1 Like

Zoella’s boyfriend who is NOT a Tory.

  • a
  • b
  • c
  • d
  • z

0 voters

Bruce Forsyth - UK

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

Brucie - internationally

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

Anyone I have to google is getting a Z

Danny Dyer (UK)

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

Danny Dyer (International Hard Man)

  • A
  • B
  • C
  • D
  • E
  • Z

0 voters

Was getting a bit annoyed reading all the made up makes before Bruce Forysth

Mike Mizanin

  • A
  • A.

0 voters

Between H from steps and Brucie, have no idea who any of them are, recognise the name Jeremy Bentham and am sure he’s famous but don’t know what for.

Only the bloody founder of utilitarian ethics, m9. Or is classic dis pretending not to have your finger on the pulse for indie points?

I got my utilitarian ethics from… other sources

Not even on ethicsbook

Twat nicked his all his ideas from Sandy Lutresc! Father of utilitarianism, my arse.

Great bunch of other source

Subthread: are there any celebrities who are listed higher internationally than they are in their home country?