Celebrity Past Life

Managed to avoid watching it all series?

What is Melanie Sykes best known for?

  • Steely determination to do what’s right at all costs
  • Boddingtons advert

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Follow britishgoop on Insta, full of this sort of thing

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I’m hooked already

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That’s what bugs me about past life stuff, they’re always former heroes or soldiers or historical icons. Where’s all the toothless peasants and the lepers? Eh? Eh?

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Danny Mac was a deformed child in India and Bradley Walsh watched his mother burned as a witch. If I had a pound for every time I said that sentence.

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Stunning thread work here Funkman.

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It’s no surprise he’s so good at it, in his last life he was an archivist for the British Museum whose promising career in local news collation was tragically ended thanks to him going on a rampage and having to be shot by the Army after being offered a cream tea with the jam on first.

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this is the good shit

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JFC

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One of the old school dissers used to work for Spirit and Destiny magazine which I found hilarious

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Just incredible stuff. After each sentence, the writer sits back and chuckles “Prove me wrong!” to themself.

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wtf :smiley:

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Mrs F loves S&D!

‘It’s so awful I can’t even be bothered to make it up’

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email me if you want, you sick fuck

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IF SHE READS THIS!

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I had a colleague who was obsessed with the S&D forums and he lost it when I told him I knew someone who worked there :smiley:

Plus, @1101010 was talking to us once about writing in our jobs and what a copywriter does, and Joe was like “well for example I’ll edit the letters pages, and write the email newsletters about what’s coming in the next issue” and Theo instantly replied “Why? If they’re S&D readers surely they’ll already know?” at which point I had to leave my desk and go to the toilet to laugh out loud for a full 10 minutes

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