Certain words you can’t imagine certain people saying

Can’t imagine The Queen saying “cummies”

can’t imagine copernicus saying “ipad”

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I can but in an innocent way like to one of her corgis

I thought I couldn’t imagine my incredibly posh boss saying “pornography” but I don’t have to any more because she said it in a departmental meeting the other day.

Can’t imagine Danny Dyer saying “whence”.

can’t imagine marckee saying sorry

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Can’t imagine Anneka Rice saying “shut that fuckin dog up before I shoot it”

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I miss him

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I saw Anneka Rice on Saturday.

Can’t imagine jeremy paxman saying ‘maybe it’s maybeline’

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Can’t imagine [your most beloved relative] saying “stop having sex with me”

a bit scared of your mum jokes incase somebody’s mum is not around

Where did he go?

Was she swearing at animals?

I don’t know! I’m seeing him on Thursday I think so maybe I will investigate

No, she was having lunch.

I wonder how we’d all feel if we found out he’s just hanging out on a different forum he prefers now

can totally imagine him reading this out for some weird university challenge question

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Yeah he did that weird thing where he dressed all in panto for 3 seconds. I can see him doing this

WHO in 2014 came up with the infamous CATCH-phrase 'mayb…

JESUS, COXTON

Ted Danson?

NO and I’m afraid you LOSE 5 points

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WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME