Can’t imagine The Queen saying “cummies”
can’t imagine copernicus saying “ipad”
I can but in an innocent way like to one of her corgis
I thought I couldn’t imagine my incredibly posh boss saying “pornography” but I don’t have to any more because she said it in a departmental meeting the other day.
Can’t imagine Danny Dyer saying “whence”.
can’t imagine marckee saying sorry
Can’t imagine Anneka Rice saying “shut that fuckin dog up before I shoot it”
I miss him
I saw Anneka Rice on Saturday.
Can’t imagine jeremy paxman saying ‘maybe it’s maybeline’
Can’t imagine [your most beloved relative] saying “stop having sex with me”
a bit scared of your mum jokes incase somebody’s mum is not around
Where did he go?
Was she swearing at animals?
I don’t know! I’m seeing him on Thursday I think so maybe I will investigate
No, she was having lunch.
I wonder how we’d all feel if we found out he’s just hanging out on a different forum he prefers now
can totally imagine him reading this out for some weird university challenge question
Yeah he did that weird thing where he dressed all in panto for 3 seconds. I can see him doing this
WHO in 2014 came up with the infamous CATCH-phrase 'mayb…
NO and I’m afraid you LOSE 5 points
WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME