I’m pretty sure that the management would have been able to view CCTV at the time I’d told them we were there.

sitting at home in your pants eating something decent or choking down swill in a benny and frankies whilst kids run around screaming at each other

know which one i’m going for

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Re: Turtle bay. Cultural appropriation bad, 2for1 cocktails exceptional

It’s between Strada and Jamie’s Italian as the best of the Italian chain restaurants. Pisses all over Pizza Express, Bella Italia and all the other nonsense.

A really confused attempt at some kind of African-Mexican-American fusion cuisine

my normal midweek home dinners are fucking spectacular m8

Franco Manca? They’re all over the place now.

I remember the Pizza Express in Fulham where the mens toilets were massive and luxurious. Just like the executive washrooms when Homer was made a manager. I told the staff that the dining area should be in the mens.

soughdough pizzas are so stupid.

This Saturday I’d prefer to

  • Wear a white shirt, blue jeans, black shoes, and go for dinner at Ask in Stevenage, followed by 6 pints of Carlsberg in Spoons with 2 friends from School -all expenses paid
  • Give £50 to charity and stay home.

0 voters

The one in the Leisure Park, or the one on the High Street?

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Go, yes, and then make them wish they’d never invited you to participate?

Do I get to choose the friends from school?

quite like Harvester, but it’s quite obviously a Tory chain.

The irony being a Tory wouldn’t be seen dead there

I’m going to Zizzis tonight with my mum.

I like it.

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Not having that - there’s one near my work, in the middle of a safe Tory seat. Swarming with 'em

you going around checking people’s membership cards all evening instead of tucking into your surf ‘n’ turf, chief?

Great chairs, I hear.

Does Wetherspoons count as a chain restaurant?