*checks watch* Unambiguous Tuesday Banal

colon_closed_bracket · 2016-09-27T14:18:44.184Z

From Jordan’s thread:

I just used the lift to travel from the 1st floor to the ground floor.

WHY?

Good question.

Because

The vending machine is broken on the ground floor, so
I had to get a drink from the 1st floor, and
There are signs on the stairs prohibiting people from carrying drinks up and down flights of the stairs, and
I’ve not been here long enough to observe whether this rule is respected.

plasticniki · 2016-09-27T14:28:11.030Z

I’ve got nothing

colon_closed_bracket · 2016-09-27T14:28:55.760Z

Alright, Whitney Houston

Slicky · 2016-09-27T14:46:54.193Z

torn between using model answers to mark my own and children’s ideas about space or reading about phrases, clauses and sentences. might just go look at denim dresses

bird · 2016-09-27T15:35:28.201Z

just had a scone. a scone and butter. 6 fucking raisins in the whole scone. I’m pretty livid about it, man

whiterussian · 2016-09-27T15:36:50.295Z

Fine I’ll cross-post

I would just like to inform everyone that I have now reached the status of MEMBER which means I finally get more likes, so now I can be even more of a like-slut! Amazing times.

whiterussian · 2016-09-27T15:42:20.776Z

Blah I have some time to kill but not enough time to actually do anything, like watch a show or something. WHY IS LIFE SO HORRIBLY HARD

bird · 2016-09-27T15:43:15.571Z

can you go into the meadow and pick some flowers? I assume Norway is just one huge meadow, btw

whiterussian · 2016-09-27T15:43:51.664Z

I live in the city
It’s cold today

So, no.

Aggpass · 2016-09-27T16:16:46.884Z

I’ve completely foxed the person on my directline live webchat, completely fucking foxed 'em

EDIT: They’ve now replied