Chewing Tuesday

[elthamsmateowen]

The brass neck!

[elthamsmateowen]

Not considering I’m up against my garage in front, which is a ballache for manoeuvre space, and if my neighbour on that side comes home I’m totally fucked tbh

[elthamsmateowen]

Delightfully petty

[tilty]

I’m so here for this story. Loving it. My life is so boring I require this level of pettiness.

[elthamsmateowen]

God I hope my other neighbour comes home soon

[Witches]

Some people are such selfish ****s.

Hope it’s all over and done with soon without you having to say anything. I would say something about the parking because that’s really not on and I can’t see it causing much grief asking that they don’t do it.

[elthamsmateowen]

Oh yeah - I was willing to be pretty gracious but now we’re in week three and it’s been going on without acknowledgement I’m going to say something if he comes by later - he normally stops by towards the end of the day.

I think that’s almost what galls me the most, presumptive and selfish. I’ve seen him piss off one neighbour already.

[keith]

@elthamsmateowen

hammering at 10:30pm(!)

Warn them once but any noise after 10.00 threaten them with the police next time.

[elthamsmateowen]

Tbh if I had kids or was in bed I’d have done so but by the time I was getting in to bed it stopped and it was just the once. I will send a message next time though.

[safebruv]

I’m calling it. It’s officially hot vimto weather

[manches]

Feel a bit shite again because I’m bor(ed / ing) and can’t feel motivated to do owt

[rob.orch]

After they go later, can you park your car where his van is now and leave your drive empty?

[BodyInTheThames]

Not even 4pm and already sunset in Stockholm

[elthamsmateowen]

Seems very petty

yes

[anon24576931]

Went to put empty plates on the office of the local Tory MP, who is def somewhere up there in the league of biggest Tory pricks (Craig Mackinlay- he’s from the little Englander smug ex UKIP strain).

He’d coated the window with something that stopper sellotape or bluetack working, and it was extremely windy, so had to weigh the plates down with some reduced potatoes. Symbolic I guess.

[laelfy]

@anon24576931

some reduced potatoes.

I love that passers by will think they are actually meant to be symbolic. Good effort.

[anon19035908]

Payday!

got a bonus as well

[anon24576931]

In the end the police told us we couldn’t leave the paper plates out because they might cause an car accident with the wind, so the paper ones were all photographed and put through the letter box and the ceramic ones left out with one potato each

[marilyninthesky]

I’ve gone back to bed with the heating on full blast.

Some bastards broke in to the communal area of my flat yesterday, in broad daylight with me in the flat and stole two bikes. They didn’t take my battered old Dutch bike but that’s not the point, they somehow got in without breaking windows or anything.

If anyone see this bike for sale in London give
Me a shout so I can go give them a Welsh battering.

I made some butter bean, leek, potato, corgette and tomato stew if anyone wants to pop out get some crusty bread and come over

[tilty]

Oh no xxxx