Childish things you still insist on

I fucking hate seeded jam. I basically want pureed.

Also snaffle loads of the chicken dippers when the kids have them

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We have a children’s dinner at least once a week, nuggets chips and beans that kind of thing.
Also orange juice without bits in.

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Freddos

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Dad still washes my car

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Fish finger sandwiches
Freddos
Advent calandar
That round milk loaf stuff that Nans buy for their grandkids

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I haven’t been able to buy a single packet of fish fingers since lockdown started. They’re scarcer than bog roll and pasta where I live, and I’m slightly ashamed by how much it’s annoying me

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I got a box of 30 deliveroo’d to me.

Sweets in the car

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I don’t give a crap about posh sweets, dark chocolate and the like. I want Skittles, Smarties, Sports Mix, Pick ‘n’ Mix etc, the sugarier and more colourful the better.

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You mean like dress up in a big nappy and all that stuff?

Last night I poured some Bombay mix into a ramekin and ate it with a teaspoon. It’s the most efficient and least messy way, I find

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Having someone else wipe my bum

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Me and my partner have Fridays as ‘Freezer Teas’ purely to be able to have those kinds of meals. So comforting.

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Obsessed with boobs

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I do NOT want my beans to touch my breaded chicken goods

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A Martin’s Cheese & Onion pasty being cut in quarters. Haven’t had one since lockdown started. Well want one now.

Exactly.

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I like buying orange juice with bits in it as it guarantees no one else will drink it.

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this is a bell curve

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where L is the likelihood of need your shitter wiped
and t is time, starting at birth and ending at death

I buy orange juice with bits in and then I sieve it and piss on the bits to show how much I hate them

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