I fucking hate seeded jam. I basically want pureed.
Also snaffle loads of the chicken dippers when the kids have them
I fucking hate seeded jam. I basically want pureed.
Also snaffle loads of the chicken dippers when the kids have them
We have a children’s dinner at least once a week, nuggets chips and beans that kind of thing.
Also orange juice without bits in.
Freddos
Dad still washes my car
Fish finger sandwiches
Freddos
Advent calandar
That round milk loaf stuff that Nans buy for their grandkids
I haven’t been able to buy a single packet of fish fingers since lockdown started. They’re scarcer than bog roll and pasta where I live, and I’m slightly ashamed by how much it’s annoying me
I got a box of 30 deliveroo’d to me.
Sweets in the car
I don’t give a crap about posh sweets, dark chocolate and the like. I want Skittles, Smarties, Sports Mix, Pick ‘n’ Mix etc, the sugarier and more colourful the better.
You mean like dress up in a big nappy and all that stuff?
Last night I poured some Bombay mix into a ramekin and ate it with a teaspoon. It’s the most efficient and least messy way, I find
Having someone else wipe my bum
Me and my partner have Fridays as ‘Freezer Teas’ purely to be able to have those kinds of meals. So comforting.
Obsessed with boobs
I do NOT want my beans to touch my breaded chicken goods
A Martin’s Cheese & Onion pasty being cut in quarters. Haven’t had one since lockdown started. Well want one now.
Exactly.
I like buying orange juice with bits in it as it guarantees no one else will drink it.
this is a bell curve
where L is the likelihood of need your shitter wiped
and t is time, starting at birth and ending at death
I buy orange juice with bits in and then I sieve it and piss on the bits to show how much I hate them