On Sunday, two rudderless sides desparate for points had to settle for one in a display notable only for its lack of quality. Also Swansea and Boro played.
Mourinho threatens to prioritise the Europa in his most unhinged dispatch yet. Davie Moyes in turn threatens lasses with the back of his cold, dead hand.
There will be more football on tomorrow and the next day. You can talk about that here.