Chlorinated chicken.

Chlorinated SWIMMING POOL more like!

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Chlorination Street

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Harmony Chlorine

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Why did you just have vegetables for dinner?
Because chlorine ate the chicken.

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Adopts boycie voice
Chloriiiiiiiine!

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Chlorine’s having her Soreen.

Chlorine chlorine chloriine chloriiiiiine
I’m begging of you please dont spoil my chicken

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Chlorination unknown.

I’m begging of you please don’t taint my ham

(If it was ham)

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it’s finger bleachin’ good

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It takes a chlorination of chickens to hold us back (from a free trade agreement)

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better go veggie, pals, because you’ll all be eating it in any and all cheap-ish cafes or whatever anywhere from now until forever

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All seriousness though: it’s proper shite that we might be eating this pretty soon.

Come on, chlorine, oh I swear (what he means)
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that rinse, my thoughts I’m convinced
Verge on dirty (chicken)
Ah, come on, chlorine

Think this will force farmers here to lesser their standards/go out of business as well? Literally never any good news with these cunts is there.

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some might not, and charge the earth - but the majority will do willingly

Aka washed in Bristol tap water

there’s a very bad pork chemical they use that even china and russia won’t too, but basically yeah, stop eating meat

Also means chickens being left to wallow in their own shit/worse living conditions because they’re getting bleached so fuck it

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