Choose my own adventure



aka do a poll and you have to do whatever the poll says

I don’t have any coffee. I should:

  • buy some instant coffee
  • buy a real coffee from a cafe

0 voters


I can’t think of anything I want to do at the moment.

  • Get on with my work
  • Sod about on DiS a bit more

0 voters

"Wait a minute, this isn't Albatross!" (Awful riddles thread)



POLL CLOSED: results binding

real coffee from a cafe it is


we’re all hypocrites, or at least 80% of us are


20% must be saps’ boss


i’ve heard he’s unmanageable (unbossaboutable)


I heard he’s riddled




Thinking about making a snack. Not got much in meaning my options are:

  • Slice of toast
  • Slice of cheese on toast (high effort - please bear this in mind)
  • Banana
  • Pear
  • Some 85% dark chocolate with some ammarretti biscuits on the side

0 voters


how is cheese on toast high effort?


in comparison mate.


i’m torn between chocolate and cheese on toast


cheese on toast, then chocolate


unless that’s too much effort


Playing in a poker tournament in April, need to sort accommodation

  • You should stay in the hotel the tournament is taking place in, live it up, order champagne
  • You should stay in an airbnb down the road for £40 a night, you have a family, it would be selfish to stay in a hotel and treat yo’self

0 voters




Stay in the hotel, win the tournament (because you’re better rested from being on site) and your decision will pay for itself.


Exactly, €150k is pretty much guaranteed
I’m gonna book 2 rooms!11


Are you allowed to leave the house when you’re off work if you feel a bit better?

  • yes
  • no

0 voters

I feel like im not allowed