• a job
  • a career
  • a family
  • a fucking big television
  • washing machine
  • car
  • compact disc player
  • electrical tin opener
  • good health
  • low cholesterol
  • dental insurance
  • fixed-interest mortgage
  • starter home
  • friends
  • leisure wear
  • matching luggage
  • three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics
  • DIY
  • wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning
  • sitting on that couch
  • mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows
  • stuffing junk food into your mouth
  • rotting away at the end of it all
  • pishing your last in a miserable home
  • an embarrassment to the selfish fucked up brats you have spawned to replace yourself
  • your future
  • life

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What you gonna look at while you eat your junk food without a TV eh? Short sighted morons


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thought about playing it safe with the tin opener

reckon no one else is going for that




Gotta be the least popular choice (in theory, if enough people voted)

in my head all scottish people live in some variation of that movie.

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they should have done a deleted scene for the avengers with captain america running down princes st


What about the Scottish people who clearly live in Monarch of the Glen?