choose

  • a job
  • a career
  • a family
  • a fucking big television
  • washing machine
  • car
  • compact disc player
  • electrical tin opener
  • good health
  • low cholesterol
  • dental insurance
  • fixed-interest mortgage
  • starter home
  • friends
  • leisure wear
  • matching luggage
  • three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics
  • DIY
  • wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning
  • sitting on that couch
  • mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows
  • stuffing junk food into your mouth
  • rotting away at the end of it all
  • pishing your last in a miserable home
  • an embarrassment to the selfish fucked up brats you have spawned to replace yourself
  • your future
  • life

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Snap

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What you gonna look at while you eat your junk food without a TV eh? Short sighted morons

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thought about playing it safe with the tin opener

reckon no one else is going for that

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Gotta be the least popular choice (in theory, if enough people voted)

in my head all scottish people live in some variation of that movie.

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they should have done a deleted scene for the avengers with captain america running down princes st

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What about the Scottish people who clearly live in Monarch of the Glen?

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