choosing day

good morning and welcome to the daily thread where every post must include a poll!

please choose:

  • headphones
  • earphones

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  • Strawberries
  • Raspberries

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did #someexercise last night and now my abs /bellyare sore. feels weird.

  • muesli
  • porridge

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It’s too early

  • Daddy
  • Chips

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who will be the first person to post in here without a poll

  • me (meaning you)
  • you (meaning me)

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Still ill

  • Half arsedly work from home
  • Take the day off

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how much work are people planning on doing today?

  • Not on workbook
  • 0-20
  • 21-40
  • 41-60
  • 61-80
  • 81-100
  • 110%

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Hobbling slightly on the way to work cause my ankle is fucked for some reason. Got a fucktonne of work to do too. Friday today though innit :grinning:

  • Rather be ever so slightly too hot
  • Rather be ever so slightly too cold

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First night in my new house and I kept having those dreams were I felt like something was sitting on my chest so I couldn’t move.

  • demons. move far away.
  • demons but they’ll probably become friendly over time

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might go to work in just a t-shirt?

  • pure hubris
  • yeah, it’s… sunny?
  • at least put some pants on! (epimer option)

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Went to get my haircut at 8.30am. The barbers is a hipster place and you can have a drink while you’re there, I opt for sparkling water of course.

The other two dudes in there were drinking whisky.

8.30am.

Sometimes I wonder if I’M the mad one

  • You’re the mad one, Joke
  • 8.30am? Whisky?!

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  • Garden centre brunch in 2 hours
  • Eat the rest of the banana bread now
  • Why not both?

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getting pished before asking for a haircut seems like a

  • great idea
  • sparkling water

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My cat likes to sit on my chest in the middle of the night.

The other night I dreamed we had guests over and there were so few places to sleep my wife slept on top of me. I woke up to find the cat sleeping on my chest.

  • Normal
  • Dream of a disturbing person, m9

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Got an electrician due to come round to find out why the shaving socket in the bathroom is emitting a loud buzzing sound and gets hot to the touch if something is left plugged in to it. They’re supposed to get here at 12.

The electrician will arrive

  • 11.30 or earlier
  • 12ish
  • 1ish
  • 2ish
  • 3ish
  • November 2021

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First day back at work after four days off, how many emails will I have

  • 100
  • 200
  • 300
  • 400
  • 500
  • 600
  • Don’t even log in mate

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IT’S FREE

  • Oh crap here’s a poll
  • No hats
  • No trainers

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Wearing a yellow jumper today, makes the world seem different

  • Might go to a free screening of ghost world in Peckham later
  • Might not

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i have somehow managed to forget:

  • to eat breakfast (!)
  • to bring my lunch
  • to bring coffee
  • all of the above you doss cunt

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  • RIP japes
  • incorrect opinion

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