- good
- morning
- drownedinsound
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Had a dream that I was late for a train, absolute worst dreams.
Worst dreams
- Late for/Miss something
- Scary animal/monster bollocks
- Naked/Other embarrassmentin public
- Other (please donāt specify unless you can work it in to a poll)
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Only 203 emails
- Delete all
- Read each one carefully and file
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i am tired. so very very tired. entirely of my own doing - stayed up far too late yesterday fucking around on my laptop, but i was determined to get something done yesterday and i did, so at least thereās that
iāve been trying to cut out caffeine recently, mostly by not drinking Pepsi Max all day, but my word i could do with a boost
- go get a can of Pepsi Max from downstairs
- stay strong and go without
- just have a nap in the office, no-oneās here anyway ffs
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I have three of the classic anxiety dreams, which is worst?
- Watching planes fall out of the sky
- terrorist attacks
- teeth crumbling in my mouth
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i never seem to have classic textbook style dreams - they just seem to be random stuff that happens. like the other day when i had a dream i went to a comedy show at a massive arena, but we had to sit on the floor like a school assembly, and the headliner was Trump and literally no-one laughed or clapped or said anything at his jokes, and i donāt know what thatās supposed to represent
- normal
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can you set up a reply all saying āi am now back in the office, if you still need to contact me please do soā
- yeah
- nah
- just delete them all fuck it
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had a dream last night where I was going through my wardrobe and I found loads of the same t-shirt
that was it
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Sent a client a standard report that we send to everyone each month, got this reply:
āJack if you could send a report that doesnāt state the obvious that would be much appreciatedā
- Dickhead
- Just wants a good report, Jack
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Reading a load of pointless e-mails on return to work
- A nice easy job to get you back into the swings of things
- A waste of time, get on with it slacker
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- Mostly get annoyed about seeing all the cake Iāve missed
- I donāt like cake for some reason
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Whilst weāre doing dream chat I had a dream I was telling someone that People of the sun by Rage against the machine has a great riff
- Dream you is correct
- People of the what now?
- Boring dream
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- waay
- u fucked it
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- ha
- Ha
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Morning!
One of the great things about controlling the Twitter feed of a football club is being able to tweet that weāve hidden a load of footballs around NW9 and that as part of the playersā 10k run to open their pre-season training this evening, weāve made it into a bit of a treasure hunt to make it a little bit more fun, and then seeing the reactions roll in.
The other fun one was from my personal account a few years ago when I tweeted some breaking news about the Ryman League Cup being revamped to include group stages and a guaranteed 6 extra games per club which was picked up as being gospel by some clubs and reached at least one local news outlet.
Tattoo day today
- Audrey Tautou
- Tatu
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- tried to do that
- but the title had already been used
- OBVIOUSLY
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- woops
- fucked it didnāt I
- I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder
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Iāve got a rare break in deadline-sensitive work to do. On a wfh day.
- Perfect opportunity to get cracking on some of the stuff youāve been putting off, maybe clear a few future deadlines now while youāve got the capacity
- Play computer games and wank yourself into a coma
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Didnāt you forget your lunch the other day too?
- Japes is going senile
- Japes needs to make better packed lunches
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- itās too fucking hot
- actually where i am the temperature i-
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