Christingle (did you?)


#1

Did you Christingle?


#2

Up there with Horrible Histories as a barometer of a middle class childhood.


#3

religious dating service?

i googled it and i’m now more confused.


#4

so did you?


#5

I did not.


#6

um…working-class catholic from an actual council estate. i assure you sir, we christingle’d.


#7

So it seems as though STEVED is the Tory here


#8

U wot?


#9

another working-class catholic from an actual council estate.

literally never heard of it before now. seems to be an orange?


#10

Going well so far


#11

I confirm that it is a festive orange


#12

for why


#13

Dutch colleague baffled by it. But not mocking because Dutch Christmas traditions are WAY worse


#14

And lo, the children had oranges and you did not. Good enough reason to want an orange


#15

ah fuck i do want an orange


#16

The only people I’ve ever met who’d ever made one (in as much as jamming a candle into an orange could be considered making anything) were dead posh.


#17

Hello Xylo, I don’t know what Christingle is, I do remember Chris Dingle from Emmerdale though (I think)

Hope this helps.


#18

no such character.

:no_entry::no_entry::no_entry::no_entry: joke is void :no_entry::no_entry::no_entry::no_entry:


#19

Shit! Really? I felt certain there was. I’m sorry for letting everyone down.


#20

ant, mate. there are so many dingle family tree images on the internet, it’s disrespectful not to do the research.

i’m panicking in case there’s a long lost cousin or something now