Christmas cracker jokes (rolling)

ONLY jokes you actually found or heard from crackers this year

What do you call a fake noodle?


An impasta

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What do you call an elf who sings?


A wrapper

Both of these are incorrect.


How do snowmen travel around?

By icicle

WHAT! does Santa do when his elves misbehave?

very funny answer

Well, he gives them the sack, of course


I like that they have to identify it as a joke.

what athlete is warmest in winter?

A long jumper

how does a snowman get to work?

By icicle

We had the athlete one as well. Must’ve bought the same crackers.

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Where does Father Christmas keep his money?

In a snow bank

What do angry mice give each other?

Cross mouse cards