ONLY jokes you actually found or heard from crackers this year
What do you call a fake noodle?
Summary
An impasta
ONLY jokes you actually found or heard from crackers this year
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper
Both of these are incorrect.
Ftfy
How do snowmen travel around?
By icicle
WHAT! does Santa do when his elves misbehave?
Well, he gives them the sack, of course
I like that they have to identify it as a joke.
A long jumper
By icicle
We had the athlete one as well. Must’ve bought the same crackers.
In a snow bank
What do angry mice give each other?
Cross mouse cards