Christmas Day thread

[profk]

ireland memes are my favourite

[GarethI]

The main people who do/talk about this are from Yorkshire, in my experience.

[LilWoodyToodelly]

I put a walnut inside a box and the cat has lost it.

[McGarnagle]

Just finished watching Totoro.

Totoro’s the best

[Tiergarten]

Merry Christmas. Here’s a seasonal song about mass infanticide.

[McGarnagle]

My wife just used the phrase “I’m going to stick the meat thermometer in the pudding.”

[Kallgeese]

Between that and losing my house keys when I was pissed last night it’s been a good Christmas so far!

[imipolex]

Just eaten an entire chocolate orange, no regrets!

[keith]

Did not record the roast potatoes which were excellent but you’re looking at turkey, stuffing, sprouts w/bacon and chestnuts, parsnips, carrots and yorkshires.

[imipolex]

Just had a coffee in my Totoro cup!

[japes]

merry christmas dis

think i might be sobering up… too early for a dram yet… hmm

[LilWoodyToodelly]

Why are snakes so sexy?

[sadpunk]

Four yorkshires, Jerekeith? That’s insane.

[profk]

Acceptable number of Yorkshires. Wouldn’t pile them all on at once but yknow

[keith]

Wor Lass - 2
@keith - 1
The Child - 0.5
Floor - 0.5

[83746725]

Absolute fiasco here, fucking hell

[Lo-Pan]

Not at all paisan

[keith]

Should clarify that’s a serving plate rather than my portion…

[dots]

The oven has just been turned on for preheating ahead of the turkey going on. Gonna be a lean Christmas in the dots household. Lean lean lean.

Played Skyrim on my Switch all morning while everyone else did the traditional Stoodley Pike walk. My sore neck got me out of that one.

Got this banging compilation on the stereo, which has weird Christmas vibes for me, for some reason. It’s #dece though

Treasure Isles Vol 1

Merry DiSmas, one and all x

[he_2]

Fucking food, man.

Don’t need any ever again. Ludicrous amounts eaten, I mean actual lunatic levels.

Fifth Becks Blue too, proper stuff when I get home later, one or two only.