Yeah but who has stopped the money bit! I’ve never had my card declined and was paid for online…is it the cheese end, or have my bank ruined Xmas?! Fucking Lloyd!

Little baby cheeseless

(many apologies)

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Cheese end

Did they confirm they had completed your order and sent it?

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Guys, Tony Cheese has already replied! The cheese is in the van for delivery today! (From London…)
No idea what that means money wise? Hope they just charge me at a later date. I’m not a criminal, please just take my money!

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Possibly couldn’t cope with the orders so just cancelled it? Or maybe the cheese will arrive and you’ll get a freebee

Ok ignore this, enjoy your cheese!

My guess is they will run it through at the end of the day and youll see the charge again soon

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Classic Tone

I also have a gouda cheese pun to make about this!

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Just done another job interview and I’m now finished for Christmas.

Mum’s 80th birthday Zoom family gathering went pretty well earlier

Going to get a chippy tea delivered tonight and drink a cup of booze.

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“WHERE’S MY FUCKING CHEESE?”

“Camem-bert with us, we’re really busy”

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Looks like there was no causses for concern!

(Bleu de causses was a cheese that I have ordered in this delivery that I had concerns would not arrive!!)

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If you speak Dutch you know this pun doesn’t work, obviously.

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Luckily I don’t!

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You gouda be kidding me!!1
(There is also some Old Amsterdam Gouda in this delivery!!)

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Boursin-ta Claus is not going to @Im_On_Safari’s house

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It’s up and it’s glowing

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My wife’s grandparents bought us a nice cheese platter a couple of Christmases ago, but because it was a present they opted not to tell us it needed to go in the fridge.

Luckily we had put it in the pantry which kept it within temperature (presumably - it all tasted fine and we didn’t get gut rot from it, anyway).

Fuck! Just a realised we haven’t spit the Xmas tree up qjAaatt

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Supposed to be finished work for Christmas but a different reviewer than normal has just sent back a report with TWENTY-FIVE CORRECTIONS and most of them are them being really pedantic over wording of stuff. Screw you I’m going home.

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Shame they’ll have to wait a fortnight for a reply eh? CHRISTMASSSSSSSSS