#313

I also have a gouda cheese pun to make about this!

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#314

Just done another job interview and I’m now finished for Christmas.

Mum’s 80th birthday Zoom family gathering went pretty well earlier

Going to get a chippy tea delivered tonight and drink a cup of booze.

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#315

“WHERE’S MY FUCKING CHEESE?”

“Camem-bert with us, we’re really busy”

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#316

Looks like there was no causses for concern!

(Bleu de causses was a cheese that I have ordered in this delivery that I had concerns would not arrive!!)

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#317

If you speak Dutch you know this pun doesn’t work, obviously.

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#318

Luckily I don’t!

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#319

You gouda be kidding me!!1
(There is also some Old Amsterdam Gouda in this delivery!!)

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#320

Boursin-ta Claus is not going to @Im_On_Safari’s house

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#321

It’s up and it’s glowing

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#322

My wife’s grandparents bought us a nice cheese platter a couple of Christmases ago, but because it was a present they opted not to tell us it needed to go in the fridge.

Luckily we had put it in the pantry which kept it within temperature (presumably - it all tasted fine and we didn’t get gut rot from it, anyway).

#323

Fuck! Just a realised we haven’t spit the Xmas tree up qjAaatt

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#324

Supposed to be finished work for Christmas but a different reviewer than normal has just sent back a report with TWENTY-FIVE CORRECTIONS and most of them are them being really pedantic over wording of stuff. Screw you I’m going home.

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#325

Shame they’ll have to wait a fortnight for a reply eh? CHRISTMASSSSSSSSS

#326

Actually I have to do it now as the 10 day deadline is Monday :frowning::frowning::frowning:

#327

:sob::sob::sob: pour yousrlend an big large huge win e after xxx

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#328

My mum’s had a strop because I haven’t done any house cleaning since I’ve been off, but it’s just made me less inclined to do it :joy:

#329

What do you think this is, a hotel?!

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#330

Me and V cleaned the house top to toe this morning. And that’s why he is getting more presents than his brother :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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#331

All I’ve done is clean and M hasn’t complained once, she even got almost as excited as me when I cleaned the fridge and washed the sofa covers (then immediately dropped pizza, tomato side down on the clean covers)

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#332

given up trying to put the tree up, there’s 3 bases and 8 separate pieces and none of them seem to slot inside any of the othedrs and tbh im steakin

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