I built one last month!

Did you see the name on the instruction manual? Very very ‘dis in real life’

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Never gonna fit a turkey in there.

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Looks like Arsene Wenger.

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Carl Frampton used to tweet at the leisure centre where I worked to complain the pool was too cold.

This annoyed the management to no end and they would constantly explain if it was any warmer it would go green with bacteria.

Is that Nativity? The Cheeksters are watching that downstairs!

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Was going to go to sainos at 9 to avoid queues. Neighbour told me there was no queue so I just came

There’s a queue

Fuck you Ben not really he’s nice

Depends on how sure you are they definitely want to be pregnant

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YES! Best Christmas film ever.

Love it SO MUCH

Never gonna tell a lie

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‘Tough guy’ Carl Frampton

Don’t reckon he’d like that :joy:

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Save it for Christmas Eve filth :joy:

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sainsburys isn’t that exciting pal

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Great minds Tilty, great minds.

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I LOVEEEEEE how predictable dis is

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If only it had been M&S, then we could have said he’s confused M&S for S&M!
Waheeeeeyyyy

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And now on Top of the Pops, it’s Rhianna, with her new hit dedicated to that British shopping institution…M&S!

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The video of the ‘sexy’ Christmas puddings and chocolate bombers and that playing to the music.

Phwoar!

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this isn’t just bondage, this is m&s bondage

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Placeholder for filthy joke that references Dine In For 2 deal

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My baths too hot :hot_face:
And my Bluetooth speaker doesn’t seem to be working :triumph:
Bath RUINED :sob:

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