Christmas Food Puns

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90% of these don’t make sense to me. E.g.

  • What did the candy cane tell the hot chocolate drinker? Stop being so rude!

  • Why was a candy cane sent to Principal Smith’s Office? Because of an issue involving its stripes.

  • Why doesn’t anyone make sandwiches as presents at Christmas time? Whenever they get packed into lunch boxes they usually end up being overflowing!

???

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  • Did you hear about the snowman who devoured an extravagant five-course Christmas dinner and felt completely satisfied after devouring all five courses? He became completely full…quite literally.

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Are You Crave Some Christmas Food Puns This Festive Season

Starts off with a cracker

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Come make this year’s holiday celebrations even crispier

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It’s just dawned on me that they may just be very bad translations (edit: or ChatGPT!)

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Actually think this might be a work of genius.

Why do desserts become larger during Christmas celebrations? They have been buoyed by an air of festivity.

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Going to send these to The Grog, see what he can make out of them

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ChatGPT really has a problem with relationships between candy canes and chocolate huh?

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What do vegetarian advent calendars resemble? A Christmas count-don’t eat!

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Last Christmas I gave my vegan friend a sprout salad wrapped up in lettuce to look presentable!

George I’m not sure this is going to bag us that Christmas number one of I’m honest

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  • Why did a Christmas pie attend a business meeting? Because it wanted more profits.

Am image popped into my head of Rishi Sunak reading this out of a cracker at his Christmas dinner and everyone laughing, and it’s not going to go away

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  • Why did the Christmas ham need therapy? Because it had had enough being covered up!
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