Christmas Humour

Q: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
A: Deep-pan, crisp and even

Edit: Typo correction

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Pizza was invented in the late 18th century, very unlikely Wenceslaus I or Václav the Good Duke of Bohemia managed to try one I’m afraid.

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It’s a fucking joke, mate. Lighten up

hey you’re the one screwing this pooch, i’m just holding its head

Off to bed now, anyway. Good night, mate. God bless x

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I regret not making that last comment christmas themed
please pretend I said reindeer

The moon is right

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Christmas starts in 2 and a half months for me. Can’t wait

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I’ve got a few spare punchlines going here if anybody wants to make a joke out of them.

Up for grabs:

Christmas Crappers
Snow means Snow
Wrappers delight
Because Mrs Claus left it on the elf
Rudolphins

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Elf and safety

And yet our guide at Pompeii pointed to ovens where she said they made pizzas, albeit minus yeast or tomatoes, obviously

Couple of things I’ve often thought could be worked into a Christmas joke of some kind.

The names:

Don Weenow
R. Gay Apparel

Who are the coolest people in the hospital at Christmas?

The ultra sound technicians and the hip surgeons!

As above, insert Christmas into an existing joke to make it festive. That’s quite an advanced banter technique, very effective if you can master it.

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Yes. My favourite Christmas joke ever and good to hear any time of the year.

I originally read it in a Christmas jokes for kids book about 20 years ago.

Actually, I just came up with it yesterday evening…

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Cheeses of Nazareth

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In that case, very sorry to report this unfortunate news.

Driving Hom for Christmas!