Christmas joke; what is Santa’s favourite food?

Depends what mood he is in, really.

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kebabs

ho ho holy communion

Cumulative amounts of mince pies

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ketamine

Ass. He absolutely loves it.

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Mince sPies to tell him what all the kids are up to

Dasher
Dancer
Prancer
Vixen
Comet
Cupid
Donner
and Blitzen
Ohhhhhhh
C-C-C-COCAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Do not discuss the questions!

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Washed down with reindeer milk, his darkest secret

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