2017 was a mad one
G & V, the newbies, ending up practically fingering each other by about 8pm, both off their faces. My manager had to ask them to calm down. They did not.
R turned up so drunk that he tried to piss behind the DJ booth. He ended up sleeping in (and throwing up in) the hotel manager’s office and we are now banned from the establishment.
C decided to spend the night grabbing women’s arses, and when he was challenged on it he threw his glass 20ft across the room in the direction of the director. He was told to leave, but as far as I know was not punished for the incident.
M slept with M which was a bit shitty of her considering she’d got engaged to T that week.
J had a lovely night watching the carnage and got a KFC on his way home.