Christmas poll thread

Prawn ring

  • Essential part of Christmas (I am Kerry Katona)
  • Get away, weird seafood presentation

0 voters

Hark the herald angels sing
Glory to the new prawn ring

31 Likes

Booze

  • As soon as the day starts
  • Maybe a cheeky bucks with brekkers
  • wait until lunch
  • Sometime after lunch
  • Evening
  • No booze

0 voters

Will see how I feel, but I find the “ooo can start drinking at breakfast” thing dead, dead weird. I don’t want to drink that early and if I did I’d be doing it more often than once a year.

12 Likes

Can I interest you in a beef garland instead?

https://www.iceland.co.uk/p/iceland-beef-garland-with-horseradish-sauce-1kg/55519.html

Sluice

  • Closed until after the Queen’s Speech
  • Open from matins
  • Fluctuate depending on needs
  • No sluice (tory)

0 voters

Bowls of nuts everywhere

  • Basically turn into a squirrel, me
  • No I don’t want to eat pencil shavings

0 voters

This is a high horseradish ratio

Pastry (25%), Diced Beef (23%), Horseradish Sauce (20%),

Everyone’s overdressed for some reason

  • It’s nice to dress up nice
  • You’ll be lucky if I go fancier than dressing gown all day, tbqfh

0 voters

  • Christmas pud
  • Christmas cake
  • Trifle
  • Stollen
  • You’ll log
  • Other dessert
  • Cheeseboard

0 voters

Best

  • Christmas pud
  • Christmas cake
  • Trifle
  • Stollen
  • You’ll log
  • Other dessert
  • Cheeseboard

0 voters

Alright Johnny Cash

8 Likes

Big tub of Quality Street/Roses/Celebrations

  • Ooo, are there any orange cremes left?
  • Too non-traditional

0 voters

innit. if drinking at breakfast was something i’d like to do, i’d be doing it year-round.

don’t really like drinking at xmas anyway because being hungover trapped in a house with my family ain’t a good thing.

6 Likes

Sausage roll wreath is where it’s at:

13 Likes

stop making things up

7 Likes

Thumbnail looks like my eventual December 28th morning shit

2 Likes

waking up early to open presents

  • fuck that
  • i am a/have child

0 voters

With a flaky crust?

1 Like

Ambience

  • Telly on in the background all day
  • Some sort of Carol service on the wireless
  • Brothers New Linkin Park CD on the stereo on repeat
  • Silence

0 voters

christmas day walk

  • fuck that. sitting in my pants watching the great escape, thanks
  • YEAH LET’S GO AND DO SOMETHING!!!

0 voters