Christmas poll thread

Think it’s the semi-digested mince pies

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Bloody Mary with breakfast, Bucks Fizz with present opening. Both are drinks intended to be disguised as fruit juice, so no weird “having to taste of alcohol” feeling going on, but unlike every other day of the year the purpose is to get you slightly anaesthetised early on in the day. Because y’know it’s Christmas, the one day of the year when you can relax in the morning.

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Open your presents on Christmas Eve like all good German boys and girls

  • Ja
  • Misery island bellend

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christmas arguments:

  • often involved
  • rarely involved

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If at my mum’s: telly on constantly, all day, every day

This year at mine: all Björk, all the time

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my half german mate does this and we all think he’s a knob for doing so.

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A breakfast negroni is a Christmas staple in casa underscore iron :tumbler_glass:

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Well I think you are a bellend for cramming grapes down your mush at NY.

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Big pork pie is one of the things you look forward to at xmas:

  • OOooh yeah
  • OoooOh no

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(in fact I have to do some weird half and half shit nowadays, it’s a fucking nightmare)

Quick trip to the pub while the turkey cooks

  • Probably got time for a second, haven’t we? (Yes)
  • Just a lemonade for me (No)

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find the idea of pubs being open on christmas day a bit weird, tbh.

guess its good for people who don’t have anyone to be around maybe. but poor workers.

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sort it out mate.

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in yorkshire it’s called a stand pie for some reason. you never refer to it as “big pork pie”. ever.

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not essential, but i’d probably have a few

quite like this actually. might start saying this.

Usually only for a couple of hours, generally.

We always pop down for a couple, see some friends, back in time for (a late) lunch.

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Queen’s speech

  • Gawd save our ruddy bloody Queen
  • I’m usually helping out in a soup kitchen at the time that the speech is on which is sometime in the morning isn’t it?

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Which way do you turn the ring?

The ring essential

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