Christmas poll thread

:musical_note:Christmas polls
Giant sausage rolls
Children singing ā€œGol de Scholesā€ :musical_note:

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get slaughtered on xmas eve, nursing a hangover throughout xmas day

spending christmas day with your neighbours wearing dressing gowns:

  • weird, donā€™t like it
  • weird, but I like it
  • not weird, I like it

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Iā€™m a Yorkshireman and Iā€™ve never heard of a stand pie. Sounds weird.

what

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Christmas dinner is served at:

  • Normal lunchtime (between midday and 1ish)
  • Late lunch (2-3ish)
  • Basically an evening meal

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Is this like when youā€™re the work experience brickie and youā€™re sent out for a glass hammer or a left handed screwdriver? Pop round the butchers, ask for a stand pie.

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one of my m8s and his family have a combined neighbour xmas day, where they all get together and drink champagne and eat xmas dinner and theyā€™re all wearing dressing gowns.

thereā€™s years of evidence on FB of this and I always think its a bit weird.

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Iā€™m in charge of all the cooking so I get quietly smashed while listening to music while the rest of the family sods off to the pub. Itā€™s a great system, big fan.

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what the actual

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Oh hang on, theyā€™re swingers

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*sex people

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always been an element of that with that lot tbh.

this is the family that would serve plain ice lollies (just frozen water) as a ā€˜treatā€™ when I went round as a kid.

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definitely swingers.

:rotating_light:

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Bleak

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ā€˜Stand pies? Yeah we keep them just next to the second hand paint.ā€™

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:musical_note:stand in the pie that you love,
now face west :musical_note:

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also rhubarb slices.

and the guy was limited to an hour and a half of television per night, which meant that if Arsenal made it to extra time/pens, heā€™d have to turn it off before the match ended.

proper swingers, this lot.

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