Christmas songs: what is the most problematic one?

His name isn’t on my copy.

My version has an all time terrible cover with his name very much on it.

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Rudolph the red nosed reindeer encourages bullying those who are different unless their difference serves commercial interests

Also Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer is pro-hunting.

The anti-reindeer lobby is strong

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it looks like ‘A Christmas Gift for You from Philles Records’ was actually the original title and his name was only added later

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It’s very definitely the one about date-rape.

Really really and truly fuck that song

Santa Baby is pretty hmmm isn’t it. Unless it’s the Michael Bublé version, which is full on wtf

“All I Want For Christmas (Are The Following Unspeakable Horrors Rendered Upon The Following Specific People Who Live At The Following Addresses)” by Tony Bennett

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“All I Want For Christmas (Are The Following Unspeakable Horrors Rendered Upon The Following Specific Individuals Who Live At The Following Addresses)” by Tony Bennett

“Sausage Roll, It’s A Sausage Roll Outside” by Ladbaby

not problematic but posting anyway, real truth behind this parody

Merry Christmas Mr Mladic

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Shops are closed Christmas Day though innit, so if anything it is promoting a buy nothing ethos and undermining capitalism from within. Didn’t have Wizzard down as anarchist subversives but the logic is inescapable.

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Here’s an interesting feminist take on it