Now THAT truly is a horror show

So fucking embarassing

Enjoyed this

Would laugh again

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Take that back! I love Petra and everything Eurovision.

Yeah this.

pint of lager

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In Swedish she’s great but in English she’s bobbins

And that song & dance routine is just as cliched and embarassing as Jim Davidson doing a Chalky White routine then dropping his trousers to reveal his oversized union Jack boxers

Vomit

Changing my vote to 4pm as it’s always after the Queen’s speech has been on, and that’s at 3pm.

Depends what time we get back from the pub.

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You mean, in most of your cities the men DON’T have titties? :frowning:

Mate, it might well be amusing and exotic to a UK audience but that song/performance is totally Swexit

Swexit means Swexit.

shut up & eat your smörgåstårta

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Depends.

I imagine my mother will tell us we need to be at her house at 1pm but dinner won’t be until 1.30-2ish.

Any later than that and I’d probably starve.

Starve! If you’re not sickeningly full for the majority of the day, you’re doing it wrong.

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my brother always has pate on a seeded brown bread, because his palette is so sophisticated

everyone else has prawn cocktail, which consists of my mam’s homemade cocktail sauce, lemon wedges, prawns, paprika, lettuce and cherry tomato, but not always cucumber

gyoza

Nandos

pepperami decorated to look like jesus

Mushroom pate, probably melon for the kids.

Got to have a starter…