#45

people who spend all day in the kitchen cooking and drinking alone, hiding from the family.

#46

You take that back

Smörgåstårta is one of the finest Swedish inventions in the history of mankind

Look it up

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#47

I’m a Smörgåstårta, twisted Smörgåstårta

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#48
#49

A glass of fruit juice

#50

My mum usually buys little things from M&S like a prawn cocktail or a salmon mousse or something like that

#51

We used to have starters AND soup before the main. Too much man, too much. We’ve cut out the soup now thankfully.

Starters have been, for the entirety of my life, one of the following (normally a choice of 2 or 3)

  • melon and Parma ham
  • prawn cocktail (sometimes with salmon)
  • pate
  • mini spring rolls (very occasionally)
#52

POLL
What time is your Christmas lunch? You know the turkey dinner.

  • 12pm
  • 1pm
  • 2pm
  • 3pm
  • 4pm
  • 5pm
  • 6pm
  • 7pm
  • 8pm

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#53

Now THAT truly is a horror show

So fucking embarassing

#54

Enjoyed this

Would laugh again

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#55

Take that back! I love Petra and everything Eurovision.

#56

Yeah this.

#57

pint of lager

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#58

In Swedish she’s great but in English she’s bobbins

And that song & dance routine is just as cliched and embarassing as Jim Davidson doing a Chalky White routine then dropping his trousers to reveal his oversized union Jack boxers

Vomit

#59

Changing my vote to 4pm as it’s always after the Queen’s speech has been on, and that’s at 3pm.

#60

Depends what time we get back from the pub.

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#61

You mean, in most of your cities the men DON’T have titties? :frowning:

#62

Mate, it might well be amusing and exotic to a UK audience but that song/performance is totally Swexit

#63

Swexit means Swexit.

#64

shut up & eat your smörgåstårta

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