#50

But… but… NO HAT, NO DESSERT!

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#52

why the fuck are you limiting it to 4 veg? Roast anything should feature, as a minimum, the following accompaniments:

Roast potatoes
Roast pumpkin
Roast carrot
Roast sweet potato or parsnip (if not both)
Roast onion (and/or leak)
Boiled/steamed cauliflower
Boiled/steamed broccoli
Boiled/steamed zucchini
Boiled/steamed peas and/or beans

Personally, I’d throw in some corn (on the cob or otherwise) as well, and maybe some sprouts too.

#53

AND A YORKSHIRE FUCKING PUD!

#54

that’s right, a bit of piss vapour never hurt anyone

#55

Let’s make it easy for you: in addition to roast potato, you need a minimum 2 orange, 2 white and 2 green.

#56

you’re not even irish m8

#57

or from the ivory coast

#58

Fuck off, carrots

#59

how many pans do you have?

#60

you only need two roasting pans (one for meat and potatoes, one for the other veg) and one large pot/steamer.

(I have at least half a dozen)

#61

meat and two veg

#62

Because I intend on drinking heavily whilst cooking and anything more than 4 might get a bit out of hand. Also, cannot be fucked peeling and prepping all that lot.

And roast anything should feature as a minimum 9 or more vegetables? Yes mate, of course it should. This is like that 48hr bolognese bollocks, though probably worse.

#63

I have a massive roasting tin

on xmas day it will be full of a massive turkey - there won’t be enough room to make the quantity of roast potatoes I require in the same tin

#64

or belgium

#65

I NEVER have under 5 vegetables on any roast at any point of the year. I usually push for at least 7+

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#66

And that would’ve been enough to give you the pretentious roaster crown, but I’m afraid you’re gonna have to go minimum 10 now. Sorry.

#67

Beetroot in white sauce, tasty and a bit different for Christmas.

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#68

i can do that, but only for the enjoyment AND the challenge.

#69

you’re a terrible cook

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#70

Fuck me, liking vegetables is pretentious now…