Let’s make it easy for you: in addition to roast potato, you need a minimum 2 orange, 2 white and 2 green.

you’re not even irish m8

or from the ivory coast

Fuck off, carrots

how many pans do you have?

you only need two roasting pans (one for meat and potatoes, one for the other veg) and one large pot/steamer.

(I have at least half a dozen)

meat and two veg

Because I intend on drinking heavily whilst cooking and anything more than 4 might get a bit out of hand. Also, cannot be fucked peeling and prepping all that lot.

And roast anything should feature as a minimum 9 or more vegetables? Yes mate, of course it should. This is like that 48hr bolognese bollocks, though probably worse.

I have a massive roasting tin

on xmas day it will be full of a massive turkey - there won’t be enough room to make the quantity of roast potatoes I require in the same tin

or belgium

I NEVER have under 5 vegetables on any roast at any point of the year. I usually push for at least 7+

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And that would’ve been enough to give you the pretentious roaster crown, but I’m afraid you’re gonna have to go minimum 10 now. Sorry.

Beetroot in white sauce, tasty and a bit different for Christmas.

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i can do that, but only for the enjoyment AND the challenge.

you’re a terrible cook

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Fuck me, liking vegetables is pretentious now


Yorkshire puddings are good
Christmas is good

Of course I want them for Christmas dinner.

Not much love for leeks eh?

Sprouts are green!

:smiley:

(fuck!)